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Royal Surf Shakes Up Jousting Tournament, Promises Other Changes

September 19th, 2007

Making use of some quasi-medieval language, Royal Surf has released its latest update and is continuing to advertise for upgraded membership sales. Admin Michael Kelly has announced that the weekly jousting tournament is undergoing some changes, and will move from a model based purely on total quantity of surfing to more of a merit-based system in which some elements of strategy are involved. He is promising other upcoming changes that will make the completion of quests more fun and interesting, but has not yet disclosed the details.

The full text of the update is reprinted below. It is rather long and the first part is mostly “sales letter” stuff, but in the last few paragraphs, there are some interesting tidbits regarding the upcoming enhancements to the program.


Greetings Royal Citizen Karl;

Lo how time doth creepeth up upon thee. Twas not until of late I realized RoyalSurf doth have a birthday of a sort. Tis but a year ago we introduced the Jousting Tournament and thus instantly propelled RoyalSurf into fame.

And, we are about to do it again! But first…

See what Jon Olson, the Traffic Exchange guy was saying about RoyalSurf in the September 28, 2006 of the Hit Exchange News, “..the turn around traffic exchange of 2006!”

http://www.hitexchangenews.com/issue146.php

And, as I said, RoyalSurf is about to do it all again! Ah, but now time to discuss the celebration. :)

We have several events planned that will be announced, and some, as they are awarded. I will give thee a hint though. If you are active and surfing, you are far more likely to benefit.

What jarred my memory was the that the princess’ birthday doth cometh, quickly, and alas the king hath emptied the Royal Coffers adding cool new features to RoyalSurf. So, as part of the celebration and to replenish the coffers some great deals cometh to thee:

Credits packages include 20% Bonus Credits that you’ll receive instantly upon purchase. This applies to these packages only:

Buy 1,200 credits for the price of 1,000 credits!
Buy 2,400 credits for the price of 2,000 credits!
Buy 3,600 credits for the price of 3,000 credits!
Buy 6,000 credits for the price of 5,000 credits!

This time, your bonus credits are awarded instantly!

If you’ve been thinking you’d like to try an upgrade to Royal Squire or Royal Knight, there is no better time than right now.

For both these upgrades we are testing a 15-day trial membership at HALF the normal price.

Try a Royal Squire upgrade for just $6.50 for 15-Days! If you like it do nothing and you’ll be billed the normal $12.97 rate every 30 days. Cancel before the 15th day and you won’t be billed again.

The Royal Squire upgrade comes with 800 credits every month valued at $7.60, plus monthly banner and text link impressions, higher surf ratio, and much more. Plus, $1 in Royal Coins monthly and $5 in Royal Coins for every 3 consecutive paid months. Login and click on Upgrade Now to learn more about the great features of this membership level.

Try a Royal Knight upgrade for just $9.00 for 15-Days! If you like it do nothing and you’ll be billed the normal $17.97 rate every 30 days. Cancel before the 15th day and you won’t be billed again.

The Royal Knight upgrade comes with 1500 credits every month valued at $12.00, plus monthly banner and text link impressions, higher surf ratio, and much more. Plus, $2 in Royal Coins monthly and $5 in Royal Coins for every 3 consecutive paid months. Login and click on Upgrade Now to learn more about the great features of this membership level.

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* Did you know that many traffic exchanges have a built-in mechanism to reward active surfing with faster traffic flow?
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* Did you know that in many cases, if you don’t surf your traffic delivery will eventually slow to a crawl, and can even stop altogether?
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* This is true even if: you have credits assigned to your sites; you have an upgraded membership; and the traffic exchange is moving traffic very quickly.
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That is why RoyalSurf offers the Royal Mage membership with “personalized” service for the really serious advertiser. If you don’t have time to surf or value your time more, our Royal Mage upgrade is your answer.

That’s because our personal service includes logging in to your account at least once weekly to administer your sites, banners, etc and to surf a minimal number of pages to ensure everything is working correctly and to keep your traffic flowing.

Some of our frequent credits purchasing members could really benefit from this because they are paying almost as much for less advertising.

If you’ve been thinking you’d like to try an upgrade to Royal Mage, there is no better time than right now.

For this upgrade we are testing a 30-day trial for just $69.00!

Try a Royal Mage upgrade for 30-Days! If you like it do nothing and you’ll be billed the normal $97.00 rate every 30 days. Cancel before the 30th day and you won’t be billed again.

The Royal Mage upgrade comes with:

* 1 TextAd on Welcome Page After Login - $20 Value!
* 1 Site Rotated amoung StartPages - $20 Value!
* 1 Site Rotated Every 50-60 Page Views - $30 Value!
* 20.000 credits monthly - $94 Value!
* 15.000 banner impressions monthly - $4 Value
* 15.000 text impressions monthly - $4 Value
* Much higher surf ratio, and much more

Plus, $10 in Royal Coins monthly and $5 in Royal Coins for every 3 consecutive paid months. Login and click on Upgrade Now to learn more about the great features of this membership level.

Now, lend me thy ear and I shall tell thee of what cometh to RoyalSurf in due course. What shall once again make Lords and Ladies alike from all realms take notice, with great interest, jealousy, and yes, even lust in their heart of hearts! :)

This hath been in the works for many moons it doth seemeth, and many a failure hath met their just reward. Roughly, nine months in the making and the end doth draw near. Ah, but the king doth prattle on…

What cometh doth totally reinvent the Jousting Tournament and many a knight of old will be shaken from their cushy, though well fought positions on high.

Quests will no longer be the mere automatic collection of letters as in Merlin’s twisted idea of a spelling contest. Curse you Merlin for talking me into that! ;)

The completion of Quests will no longer be just a mere part of the tournament itself, but will more closely fulfill proving thineself worthy of competing in the tournament.

It may be, that you will yet face your dragon… prepare yourself well.

Thus, Quests will be completed individually and many, many will be thy competition.

The completion of Quests will be visually appealing, and involve risk, danger, chaos, and of course, fun! Yet, they will remain virtually unobtrusive to surfing.

Winning the Jousting Tournament will no longer be all about just who can surf the most; it will take cunning, strategy, and a bit of luck as well.

On balance, surfing more and more consistently will benefit thee on thy Quests but it is entirely possible that the tournament winner will not necessary be the top surfer. Do not forget thee, that it will also take cunning, strategy, and a bit of luck too. :)

There is much more but this should whet thine appetite. Tis expected the coding shall be completed soon and testing shall begin. Naturally, until well and thoroughly tested this will not be unleashed upon thee.

His Royal Majesty, The King,

Michael Kelly
http://royalsurf.com/



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